Map Ranking

Zombie pirate

Zombie pirate
Points:104.743
Rank:6
Opponents defeated: 604.412 (9.)
Tribe: Disect


Villages (23) Coordinates Points
001
508|504 8.394
002
510|505 4.533
003
506|503 3.858
004
503|500 4.166
005
513|504 3.034
006
514|493 6.456
007
512|495 3.552
008
502|500 4.760
009
504|500 3.319
010
517|501 5.071
011
487|496 4.654
012
502|497 4.412
013
501|497 3.380
014
488|495 3.097
015
481|494 4.096
016
481|493 3.803
017
485|489 4.173
018
481|492 5.742
019
479|486 4.915
020
483|483 6.054
021
490|492 1.973
022
484|489 6.794
023
479|488 4.507
Profile
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Personal text
10 ways tribal wars ruined my life
1 - My children are now called 001 and 002.
2 - When I have to go out and hire a sitter, I
get irratated if she hasn't built something by
the time I get home.
3 - I get REALLY mad if she's used my children to
attack other households she has a personal
vendetta against.

4 - Several times I've had to run out and inform
the mailman that "scouting IS considered an attack!".

5 - At work I keep asking my boss to promote me
to baron status.
6 - He also doesn't understand my desire to set
up an "Academy Office" for people who want to
work for us, but don't quite meet our requirements.

7 - I play on the computer soo much instead of
working and taking care of home finances that my
car just got nobled (er, I mean repossessed).

8 - My best friends no longer have easy to
remember names like Ed or Steve but rather sound
like characters you'd expect to meet in some
Rocky Horror meets Lord of the Rings post-apocalyptic
world.
9 - My wife gets pissed when I refer to her as
the paladin when I send her out to replenish our
groceries.
10 - I had to shoot my dogs to make room for
wolves which have a better defense/offense rating
for the house.